Sunday, October 28, 2012

If Movie Titles Laid Everything Out For Ya...Part II

Last month, I did a wee post that showed what it would be like if titles were a little more...straight-forward. Just like Salmon Fishing in the Yemen and Man on a Ledge. Because these days, people are so stingy with their money that they need to know exactly what they're in for straight from looking at the front cover. Some people use Photoshop to do this, but I'm using Photoshop to give them the new titles they need. And here they are:


Because Joss Whedon knows how to do things that you don't.


I haven't seen Cosmopolis, but I doubt its target audience lies within the group that Robert Pattinson has been pleasing lately.


Just had to be done.


All Burton/Carter/Depp movies should come prefaced with this message.


...likewise with all Adam Sandler movies.


Hey, I love Prometheus more than most but seriously, this is what it should have been called. I'm looking at you, Meredith "Straight Line" Vickers. And David.


When you think about it, this title change is obvious, considering the tagline is "No One Is Safe", and that was bigger than the title.


Just in case.

Got any straight-forward titles of your own?

28 comments:

  1. "That's My Razzie." Brilliant. Laughed way harder than anyone could've expected at that. Excellent work!

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    1. Haha, that should be on every Adam Sandler poster.

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  2. hahahah LOVE THIS!! Nice work, especially those first two! Please keep these coming!

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    1. I will once I get some more inspiration!

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  3. I've always hated that Prometheus poster. Along with the trailer, it gives away spoilers.

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    1. It does. It even shows how they fail to run in anything but a straight line.

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  4. Love love love this! The Cabin in the Woods and Thats My Boy were the best ones. Great job, please continue with this

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  5. I loved the Cosmopolis Poster. Infact that movie should have waited until now to be released and played infront of the new Twilight Movie. That's my Razzie is just brilliant and true

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    1. Haha, it should, especially because the two come out here at almost the same time!

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  6. I meant to say add Trailer infront of Breaking Wind, not the actual full movie

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  7. "That's My Razzie". Oh!!!! That is good.

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  8. Had I seen the Prometheus poster, I would've saved my $10 to see it. Thank you for sharing!

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  9. Haha. These are great. My favorites are the Dark Shadows and That's My Boy ones.

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    1. Thanks! That's My Razzie seems to be a favourite.

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  10. These are great! Love "That's My Razzie" and "People Doing Dumb Shit In Space." ;-)

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    1. Thanks! The Prometheus one really sums it up.

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  11. I love these! "That's My Razzie" Lol!

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  12. Love these! I have a soft spot for "honest" movie posters. They're the best. My favorite is "That's My Razzie"

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    1. Thanks! So do I. They're so fun to make, too.

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  13. That’s My Razzie – YES!

    Good work on these!

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    1. Haha, that really should have been the title. Thanks!

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  14. I love you. These are brill!

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  15. Wow, I loved this post and laughed a lot. Agree with all the titles especially "Somewhere, Joss Whedon is laughing at you".

    This is my first comment on your blog. I'll drop by here every day : )

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You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

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