Last month, I did a wee post that showed what it would be like if titles were a little more...straight-forward. Just like Salmon Fishing in the Yemen and Man on a Ledge. Because these days, people are so stingy with their money that they need to know exactly what they're in for straight from looking at the front cover. Some people use Photoshop to do this, but I'm using Photoshop to give them the new titles they need. And here they are:
Because Joss Whedon knows how to do things that you don't.
I haven't seen Cosmopolis, but I doubt its target audience lies within the group that Robert Pattinson has been pleasing lately.
Just had to be done.
All Burton/Carter/Depp movies should come prefaced with this message.
...likewise with all Adam Sandler movies.
Hey, I love Prometheus more than most but seriously, this is what it should have been called. I'm looking at you, Meredith "Straight Line" Vickers. And David.
When you think about it, this title change is obvious, considering the tagline is "No One Is Safe", and that was bigger than the title.
Just in case.
Got any straight-forward titles of your own?